M'uru loot:
Harness of Carnal Instinct,
Shadowed Gauntlets of Paroxysm,
Muramasa,
Sin'dorei Band of Dominance
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
Yes, the Terribads have came through, post-nerf M'uru dead. One of the worst encounters I can recall doing. As some have noticed this update was a long time coming, we've been on this fuckbag since the week he was released (approx 3 months). Not that we've actually been in his room nightly since that time or it would've been dead a lot earlier. Moreso because doing this fight is like pulling teeth. Would you login to have your teeth pulled voluntarily? Well half of our members can't handle pain due to their sensitive pussy so they don't login. Not only do some not login, but completely quit/sell/other just to avoid this bullshit. Not to mention the others who finally hit that burnout which was Black Temple/Mount Hyjal farming for 8+ months.
I really don't understand where a lot of people are coming from when they say this is(was) one of the best tuned encounters in the game. The learning phase of the fight (phase 1) is horribly repetitive and boring as fuck. Every single person in your raid besides one warrior stands in one spot jerking their cock. I dreaded going in nightly: mangle, swipe, swipe, swipe. Oops, sorry one of your terribads missed a heal or some such, start again. People say the fight is a great dps check, when it's not. Could care less what people say, M'uru is simply a suped up Shade of Akama. Call us terrible, newbs, whatever, we don't give a flying fuck.
The nerf itself (the hitpoint decrease) wasn't even the reason we killed it. The main reason was a renewed sense of hope. People actually logged in so we even had enough to zone in Sunwell with a decent raid. I am certain we could go in with the same raid now and beat the pre-nerf version due to us actually getting enough practice in now.
But Kaid, why didn't you just recruit more? How about you go fuck yourself. Finding quality apps at our level that are geared and ready to step into the fight just doesn't happen. But Kaid, every week you clear the first four bosses your guild's gear gets better, didn't that help? When you lose members weekly due to the aforementioned reasons you are actually losing gear. For the kill we had a tailor geared lock (read T4), 2pc T6 lock, non-4pc sham. Like I said before, we could take these same people in and kill pre-nerf. Phase 2 is the only semi-dps check and it's more of a "avoid the ball" check. We have many terribles so avoiding that ball is harder than it sounds for some.
Here's to hoping Kil'Jaeden will actually be fun to learn.
List of people we've lost since Sunwell, majority being after Eredar Twins died and M'uru death:
- Amarebear
- Aunshi
- Cyphen
- Eloquent
- Endamaren
- Greatbull
- Haylzz
- Moofire
- Omgrawr
- Samoth
- Sinergy
Apps who did not make it or pussied out:
- Ampluslues
- Hicagore
- Icankill
- Ohnose
- Ryubi
- Syrea
This update brought to you by the words: FUCK and YOU
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